Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
And then you wack them into the kitchen counter and suddenly this list is meaningless and you wish you had the body of a prepubescent boy because OMFG OW
BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
THAT’S JOSH PECK.
KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?
JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.
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